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Sexy Ted

from Halcyon Days by The Silverbeets

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lyrics

Sexy Ted

Sexy Ted
He’s gonna get you into bed
Sexy Ted
He’s gonna get you into bed

There is this guy whose modus operandi
Is finding the women whose guys are on standby
He shows them some care, a little love and affection
Slowly but surely he gains their attention

Sexy Ted
He’s gonna get you into bed

When he spies his target he sidles up fast
Making your relationship a thing of the past
He’s like a pornographic image from the pages of a book
Just like a magazine subscription one look and she’s hooked

Sexy Ted
He’s gonna get you into bed

He’s always got some time he’s never hurrying past
He’s effervescent, luminescent, he’s a blast
While stuffs going on and you’re not paying attention
He’s a double barreled carburetor flushed with affection

Typically he’ll stop if you notice she’s missing
But usually you’re busy golfing and fishing
Accelerating faster he’s got no regard
Now that woman of yours she is in his car

Now it’s too late
Now it’s too late
Now it’s too late
Now it’s too late

He’s got a million girlfriends he’s sex implicit
Got a tattooed body with a ten inch digit
All the women love him and want to bed him
He only has to ask and they do his bidding
Got a bad boy image yet he’s a romantic painter
He’ll sleep with you once then says “catch ya later”

Ooh yeah
Sexy Ted
He’s gonna get you into bed

Well it’s too late for regrets she’s in his bed
He’s showing her the game “Have you met Ted?”
Now you probably think this story’s suspicious
This guy can’t exist he’s too fictitious

Sexy Ted
He’s gonna get you in his bed

Well I’m telling you that he certainly can
He’s in your house he’s the modern man
He’ll do your lady, then he’ll do your daughter
All I’m trying to do is to try and warn ya

So you’d better treat your woman a little better
Cos he’s out there and ready to come and get her
So you’d better treat your woman a little better
Cos he’s out there and ready to come and get her
So you’d better treat your woman a little better
Cos he’s out there and ready to come and get her

Oooh Yeah

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from Halcyon Days, released November 13, 2020

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Founded in 2014, The Silverbeets are primarily:
Farnz Cordeaux
Rhythm Guitar & Vocals
Billy O'Brien
Drums
Nigel Hope
Bass
Ernie Oppenheimer
Keys
Many other musicians collaborate. ... more

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